Sunday, September 14, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Ok last part of stupid posters... enjoy!
PANTY FLASH
If she's going to knock you unconscious anyway, it's nice to have a consolation prize
HAVING A PENIS
Yes sweetheart, that's exactly what it feels like.
POTENTIAL
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
POWERLEVELING
When you just don't have the time to dick around.
PLAYSTATION IV
Not even Steven Hawking can understand it.
REDUNDANCY
Because SOMEONE has to state the obvious
SERIOUS CAT
He's fucking serious.
STUPIDITY
Taking it to a whole new level
FLYING SHARKS
FLYING TANKS
Fuck your flying sharks
TEENAGE TITS
God's best work - Satan's best tool
INTERNET TOUGH GUYS
What they actually look like in real life
A WIFE
Because beer is heavy
WISHES
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
GET TO WORK
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
Thats it for now! Time to prepare for my batam trip!
PANTY FLASHIf she's going to knock you unconscious anyway, it's nice to have a consolation prize
HAVING A PENISYes sweetheart, that's exactly what it feels like.
POTENTIALNot everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
POWERLEVELINGWhen you just don't have the time to dick around.
PLAYSTATION IVNot even Steven Hawking can understand it.
REDUNDANCYBecause SOMEONE has to state the obvious
SERIOUS CATHe's fucking serious.
STUPIDITYTaking it to a whole new level
FLYING SHARKSThat's it. We're fucked
FLYING TANKSFuck your flying sharks
TEENAGE TITSGod's best work - Satan's best tool
INTERNET TOUGH GUYSWhat they actually look like in real life
A WIFEBecause beer is heavy
WISHESWhen you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
GET TO WORKYou aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
Thats it for now! Time to prepare for my batam trip!
Round 2 of Stupid Posters.. Enjoy!
I WISH MY GRASS WAS EMO
EMO
She's never coming back but at least you found a
get rich quick scheme that works.
EPIC BOOBS
Can turn hetrosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
FAILURE
When you try your best, and it's still not good enough
FUCKABLE
Jail can't be that bad, can it?
FUTILITY
You may have had a level 2 handgun with 53 bullets remaining, but that guy
just cut your head off with a fucking chainsaw
IT"S GO TIME
There aint no time like GO TIME
LAWFUL GOOD
Do what is right... or I'll fucking kill you.
HONESTY
And lot's of it.
THE INTERNET
IRRESPONSIBILITY
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
JAILBAIT
Because sometimes losing your best friend is worth doing his sister
PRACTICAL JOKE
Go ahead. It'll be a blast
LIMITATIONS
Everyone has them
MASTURBATING
Never forget!
Part 3 coming...
I WISH MY GRASS WAS EMOSo it would cut itself
EMOShe's never coming back but at least you found a
get rich quick scheme that works.
EPIC BOOBSCan turn hetrosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
FAILUREWhen you try your best, and it's still not good enough
FUCKABLEJail can't be that bad, can it?
FUTILITYYou may have had a level 2 handgun with 53 bullets remaining, but that guy
just cut your head off with a fucking chainsaw
IT"S GO TIMEThere aint no time like GO TIME
(Another personal favourite)
LAWFUL GOODDo what is right... or I'll fucking kill you.
HONESTYAnd lot's of it.
THE INTERNETPointing out uncomfortable things since 1996
IRRESPONSIBILITYNo single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
JAILBAITBecause sometimes losing your best friend is worth doing his sister
PRACTICAL JOKEGo ahead. It'll be a blast
LIMITATIONSEveryone has them
MASTURBATINGNever forget!
Part 3 coming...
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