Sunday, September 14, 2008

Laziness

I'm too lazy to add any more crap. Yawn....

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Ok last part of stupid posters... enjoy!


PANTY FLASH
If she's going to knock you unconscious anyway, it's nice to have a consolation prize



HAVING A PENIS
Yes sweetheart, that's exactly what it feels like.



POTENTIAL
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.



POWERLEVELING
When you just don't have the time to dick around.



PLAYSTATION IV
Not even Steven Hawking can understand it.


REDUNDANCY
Because SOMEONE has to state the obvious



SERIOUS CAT
He's fucking serious.



STUPIDITY
Taking it to a whole new level


FLYING SHARKS
That's it. We're fucked


FLYING TANKS
Fuck your flying sharks


TEENAGE TITS
God's best work - Satan's best tool



INTERNET TOUGH GUYS
What they actually look like in real life


A WIFE
Because beer is heavy


WISHES
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.


GET TO WORK
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.


Thats it for now! Time to prepare for my batam trip!
Round 2 of Stupid Posters.. Enjoy!


I WISH MY GRASS WAS EMO
So it would cut itself


EMO
She's never coming back but at least you found a
get rich quick scheme that works.


EPIC BOOBS
Can turn hetrosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds


FAILURE
When you try your best, and it's still not good enough



FUCKABLE
Jail can't be that bad, can it?


FUTILITY
You may have had a level 2 handgun with 53 bullets remaining, but that guy
just cut your head off with a fucking chainsaw



IT"S GO TIME
There aint no time like GO TIME
(Another personal favourite)


LAWFUL GOOD
Do what is right... or I'll fucking kill you.



HONESTY
And lot's of it.


THE INTERNET
Pointing out uncomfortable things since 1996



IRRESPONSIBILITY
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.



JAILBAIT
Because sometimes losing your best friend is worth doing his sister



PRACTICAL JOKE
Go ahead. It'll be a blast


LIMITATIONS
Everyone has them


MASTURBATING
Never forget!

Part 3 coming...

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Posters

Hola crappy people, these are some of the Motivational Posters I found on the internet. I didn't make any of them, so don't flame me if you feel offended. I've typed out the words of the posters cos some of them are small and blurry. Have a good laugh!


ALCOHOL
The solution to all of life's problems.



AMERICA
Fuck Yea.



ANALRAPIST
What do you do for a living?



BLAME
The secret to Success is Knowing Who to Blame for Your Failures.



BLASPHEMY
A ticket to hell has never been funnier.



BLENDING IN
You just can't do it.



BLOGGING
Now you can show the whole world why no one listens to you



DECEPTION
Hide where you're least likely to be found



DECISIONS
Have you really thought it through?



A DIRTY MIND
If you got one you'll see it



DISLOYALTY
There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices



EBAY
It's cheaper for a reason



NO.
There is an elephant in the way.

Crap

I am a crappy person. I love to search for crap on the internet. One crappy day, I decided to share my crap with the world.

Crap On
Prawnie